Grr... Slang

Who is making all these slang words?
I was walking down Danforth with my cousin the other day, and he said something that will forever haunt me in my dreams. He used the word "Zah Zah", can you guess what for?! PIZZA!

Now just hearing this word utter from his lips made me want to back hand him. Who the FUCK is the person responsible for this massacre of slang?! Are we at the point in life, where we have a slang term for everything? I mean, personally I thought Pizza was a pretty simple word in itself, but no, we had to make a new word for it... Zah Zah. Even typing the word makes me cringe.

Now don't get me wrong, I still love slang. I love listening to Raekwon songs and finding out what the new slang words are. But sometimes it goes a little too far. Slang has always been a funny thing because you go as far as you can with words, until people don't understand what the fuck you're talking about anymore... like the word Guop which is a slang term for money... you wouldn't have guessed it would you? But now it seems as though we're just making words JUST TO MAKE THEM. I will personally not rest until the word Zah Zah is buried in it's grave! Or i'll just kick back and wait until the word comes back and bites itself in the ass... zah zah... fuckin' morons.

Cheater?

What is qualified as cheating?

Me & my partner in crime "the Kid" were having this brillient arguement about what cheating truely was. His opinion is, that cheating is not cheating if you don't know the name of the person you're "cheating" with. I'd have to disagree with him... cheating is whatever your girlfriend classifies as cheating because face it, she's the one with the power. We then got into a conversation over a commercial we viewed in Pizza Pizza, asking people in a mall wheter they would ever cheat. Is this not the stupidest thing you've ever heard? who the fuck answers that question on live television! and who the FUCK answers YES! What if 2 months later their significant other happens to stroll into a Pizza Pizza and view this emmy-worthy performance you've put on... two words.... You're FUCKED. In conclusion, we decided that the definition of cheating is all in the eyes of the beholder. You may feel that cheating doesn't count if you don't know the persons name, but does your girlfriend. And would you feel the same way if she used that lame-ass excuse on you? I don't think so Mr. Kid Vincent.

Until next time.... i'm out.