Grr... Slang

Who is making all these slang words?
I was walking down Danforth with my cousin the other day, and he said something that will forever haunt me in my dreams. He used the word "Zah Zah", can you guess what for?! PIZZA!

Now just hearing this word utter from his lips made me want to back hand him. Who the FUCK is the person responsible for this massacre of slang?! Are we at the point in life, where we have a slang term for everything? I mean, personally I thought Pizza was a pretty simple word in itself, but no, we had to make a new word for it... Zah Zah. Even typing the word makes me cringe.

Now don't get me wrong, I still love slang. I love listening to Raekwon songs and finding out what the new slang words are. But sometimes it goes a little too far. Slang has always been a funny thing because you go as far as you can with words, until people don't understand what the fuck you're talking about anymore... like the word Guop which is a slang term for money... you wouldn't have guessed it would you? But now it seems as though we're just making words JUST TO MAKE THEM. I will personally not rest until the word Zah Zah is buried in it's grave! Or i'll just kick back and wait until the word comes back and bites itself in the ass... zah zah... fuckin' morons.